The 'Pairing' Result.

Para cawie-cawie yang cawie secawienya.. Hahahaa.. Well done for making yesterday's event a success (Format baru, n mostly muka-muka baru jua yang manang hehehe).. Yo, salute brabis lah kamu semua kemarin ah.. Sporting brabis.. Walo tia theme nya kuning, but at least banyak jua yang mbuat initiative like minjam, membeli and even ada yang sanggup motong baju kuning, just to support for yesterday's event. And to those yang lupa o inda tau about yesterday's theme atu, thank you jua sal dengan rela hati tarus menambah duit bagi fund tani eheheee.. Jadinya for the next outing, i am not sure about the theme pulang, but most likely its gonna be ORANGE. so be prepared lerrrr but i believe issue coulur baju ani is not a big problem ni sal ani tah nganya yang nampak discipline sorang-sorang, awu buat benda lain, jangantah diharap bisdurang ani kan bediscipline!!! Hahahahaaa..

Below is the result of yesterday's Pairing / Team Event:

Champion: Pakcik & Roller Coaster

1st Runner-up: Bulu & Jagung

2nd Runner-Up: Buyung & Catch-Up

4th Place: Jabir & Diver

5th Place: Kura & Big Bird

6th Place: Kaling Putih & Orang Minyak

7th Place: Pucung & Kak Pah

Anchor: Kibar & Toyol

Macam-macam karenah yo partner-partner ani kemarin.. Ada jua yang pandai strategynya men-psycho opponent, ada jua relax-relax je main macam biasa, ada yang menunjukkan good team spirit & ada jua yang mengantul and spark atu! hahahaa.. antam tia kamu ah..

As for the points untuk our leaderboard, it is based on the individual achivement yesterday. Biasalah semua dapat 1 point, except champion 4 points, 1st runner-up 3 points and the 2nd runner-up 2 points. Below is the result:

Champion ~ Pucung

1st runner-up ~ Pakcik

2nd runner-up ~ Jabir

4th ~ Bulu

5th ~ Buyung

6th ~ Kibar
7th ~ Kaling Putih

8th ~ Jagung

9th ~ Kura

10th ~ Roller Coaster

11th ~ Catch-Up

12th ~ Big Bird

13th ~ Orang Minyak

14th ~ Diver

15th ~ Kak Pah

16th ~ Toyol

Well done cawies.. Tapi extra pujian should be given to c-jabir for successfully breaking his 100 benchmark, and c-kura for his superb improvement. And yang lainnya macam biasa lah.. KAU CAWIIEEEEEEE!!!!!

Oyea Oyeeaaaa Oyyeeeaaaaa..... RRRRRrrrrrr....

What is System36 / Stableford?

Yoooo.. ani baru ia c-Bulu ah.. Respond nya laju hantap macam superman. Well, below is the brief explanation about the system 36. Katanya ia blurih brief explanation atu pas nya nipun Jack Nicklaus tadi. So jangan tah kamu mandai-mandai kan argue, ngomplen, mengadu o watsoever about it g! And if you wanna know further about the handicaps you will be playing and on how to calculate / get points through that system, he is willing to share and brief us during lunch time esok. Jadinya, dmanatah n kul baaarrraaaapa lunch esok ani? Eh bulu, package kah ko ani esok? Membagi lecture and trus mbayarkan lunch kami esok. Why not ah? heheheeee...

System36/Stableford is that the players do not play off their declared handicaps. Instead, handicaps are computed by Golf Event Management System (GEMS) based on gross strokes taken by players for 18 holes. Once the handicaps for players are determined, the number of gross strokes taken and points achieved for each hole and the players total for 18 holes will determined the ranking of players in the tournament. On Count Back (OCB) system will be used.

Oyyeeeaaa... oyyyeeeeaaaa.. Oyyyeeeaaaaaaaa..... RRRRRrrrrrrrrr

TagTeam Kandang Kuda

OOiittsss.. para penontonnn.. bapak-bapak ibu-ibu yang cawie-cawie.. It has been confirmed yang the format for this sunday, 30th Maret 2008 adalahhhh TAG TEAM + STABLEFORD / POINT 36 SYSTEM. Jadinya:

Soalan 1: Siapakah yang menentukan 'gay' partner awda?
Kandang kuda: Orang paling atas di dalam leaderboard akan 'digabungkan' dengan orang yang paling bawah, orang yang kedua teratas akan 'disatukan' dengan orang yang kedua paling bawah, ketiga teratas 'dimasukkan' dengan yang ketiga paling bawah dan seterusnya.

Soalan 2: Baik semua ada partner tu?
Kandang kuda: Iatah baiktah kmopomkan diri atu balaku atau inda, and awal-awal tah datang. Sanang menyusun partner!

Soalan 3: Camana kami kan tau masani kami numbur brapa udah dalam leaderboard?
Kandang kuda: iatah menunggu leaderboard b-update ni. Jadinya, 'Pakcik @ Orang Tua' capat-capat tah membalikkan fail yang udah besusun atu.

Soalan 4: Mun cmatu, sanang tah kami tau sapa dangan kami tu ah?
Kandang kuda: Muamu ahhhh.. Haram! hahaha.. Ia stil tertakluk pada atttendace hari atu lah. Jadinya cawies, i repeat.. AWAL TAH DATANG HARI MINGGU ANI! (btw, dmana n kul rapa tani breakfast tu ah? hehehe)

Soalan 5: Eh mun ada team smpy 3 orang atu, manang tu eh durang ah..?
Kandang kuda: Bangang jua eh..hahhaaa.. inda tia paham soalan 2 tadi atu.. Semua gerenti ada partner nya ni. Nada belabih, nada bekurang. Cmana tah pulang ada kan sampy 3 orang dalam 1 team. So Kompomkan tia arah Kaling Karam Putih yang kamu balaku kah nda main ari minggu ani!!

Soalan 6: Apa lagi crita sal kandang ford atau sistem point 36 ani?
Kandang kuda: Sistem point 36 / Stableford akan di apply kan pada 30th march ani. Alasan bisdurang, mbagi chance cawie-cawie lain supaya manang! hahhaa.. jadinya kalau rasa kan score, pelajari tia sistem ah. To Mr Bulu and Orang Tua, mun ada biskita dapat memprovide kami dengan brief description about system 36 ani, bisai jua tu ah.. ndakan ikut kasanangan kamu nganya. kami ani pun ada hati and perasaan jua! RRRrrrrrr...

Soalan 7: Sapa pandy mengira tu nanti?
Kandang kuda: Ehhh.. C-Bulu sama Orang Tua ada..

Soalan 8: Siok jua tu ah mun cmatu, jadinya mun kami manang, apa jadinya dangan point kami?
Kandang kuda: Bah mun manang, macam biasalah cawie atu akan dapat point dalam ranking.. Tapi bear in mind, everything will be based on the stableford system!

Soalan 9: Ada hadiah kah?? Hehehee..
Kandang kuda: Macam biasa tani buat, tapi bagi sama rata tah kamu dalam team atu!

Soalan 10: Ehhh.. ada Ah-Long main kah ari minggu ani?
Kandang kuda: Tantu tu eh! Jadinya, be prepared for your april's fee.
p/s. yang alum panuh settlekan monthly fee atu, please settlekan tarus semua :)

Soalan 11: Makai baju warna apa kamu?
Kandang kuda: theme for sunday's outing ani is YELLOW. Mun alum tedapat, baiktah membali. dengar d Giant murah tu!! Ku dgr, ada orang k giant masa first day opening aritu, gerenti membali baju kuning tu eh! hahaaa..

Soalan 12: mun nda kami tedapat baju kuning atu camana?
Kandang kuda: jan talo! usahakan lah.. o else.. 2 inngggggiiittttttt.. hehehee
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Kandang kuda: bibiran jua c "tanya soalan" ani eh! Bah complete udah rasa ku explain ani.. Nada alasan g!!
To the cawies, kita tengok sapa partnering dengan sapa!! hahaaa.. usahakan tia strategi kamu nanti, jan saja smpy jadi kesalahan basar!!! yang penting, kita enjoy.. n... KAU CAWIEEEEE!!!!! Huahohahahaaa...

Oyyeaaa.. Oyyeeeaaa... Oyyyeeeaaaaaa.... AAAaHHHHhhhhhhh.. RRRrrrrrrr

NeXT W.C Outing

For more info wait for Spanking2 to update on the format. Ada CtauGaban explain, tapi paning kepalaku Yo!! Nda ku merati Hahahaha!! Time ku nukar pempas anak ku wah tuuuu!! Har Har HarRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Keluaran Ke-6

La La La La Laaaa...

Oiii warrior-warrior yang cawie / luan cawie / cawie hantap / cawie se-cawienya, the tentative date for our 6th outing will be on sunday, 6th april 2008. Time and venue will be announced maybe by this weekend.

Memandangkan the past 5 outings were considered to be successful, so the AJK have decided to buat a 'new / sejiwa / strategical/ ramas-mesra and yet boleh jua jadi kesalahan besar' format in the month of April. To know apa formatnya, tunggu lerrrrrrr heheheeeee....

Oyeeaa Oyeeeaaaaa Oyyyeeeaaaaa.... La La La La Laaaaa...

LATEST UPDATE FOR 23rd MARCH 2008

Pertama-tama kali,

Saya ingin mengucapkan Selamat bercuti bagi mereka yang sedang bercuti dan akan bercuti. Kepada yang sudah bercuti, sudah laaaaa!!! Agatah balik keraja Hahahaha!!!

Anyways,

Berita terkini yang baru saya terima pada malam ni ada lah mengenai Outing Warrior Cawie pada hari Ahad ini

Next Outing: 23rd March 2008

Padang: RBA

Tee Off: 7 Pagi

Mengikut persetujuan ramai, semua Cawie-Cawie akan Tee off menggunakan BLACK TEE!! Sekali lagi saya tekankan tee off arah BLACK TEE YOOOOO!!!

Dan Jangan lupa Theme Cawie pada Hari Ahad ini ada lah either memakai warna Biru atau pun warna Hijau

Barang sesiapa yang tidak mematuhi warna2 yang ditetapkan akan dikenakan denda dua inggittt.

Lau nda percaya sila scroll kebawah.

Sekian dulu dari meja berita W.C.N.N - The Warrior Cawie News Network

Good luck to the next Battle - Battle of the SPARKS!!

THE NEXT BATTLE YOO!!!

Kaling Turns 36

Oyeeaaa.. Bah cawie2 sekalian, jgn kan macam2, baiktah main23rd ani.. Kompom hapening yoo.. ku dangar ada org kan blanja tani yo.. jangan tah prepare duit kai makan, dangar ada treat (nya tuan punya badan, 'treaty' nya yo). Wana know y? hahhaa... kaling putih @ kaling karam buitday 23rd ani.. bah tani grind tia usin nya ari minggu ani. ikut kasanangan tani saja ngorder apa saja.. SO WAT!!!! Hahaha.. From the cawies, hapy advanced birthday yo... jan lupa spanking-spanking !!! oyeaa oyeaa oyeaaaa.. btw, nya c BULU, masuk package treat malam ani / masa ani d fun bread!!!!

2 inggggiiitttttt PENALTY!!!

Oooiittttsss....

Regarding the venue for this weekend, MR Kaling P will give the confirmation by this wednesday. And one more thing (i dont know whether this is a good idea or not), Mr KPK suggested yang penalty will be given to those yang inda makai warna baju according to the theme assigned. For example, the theme for this weekend's game is green or blue, jadinya siapa yang failed to pakai either baju green or blue, 2 innggggiiitttt penalty will be dikenakan (that is, masuk fund)! HHmm.. KASANANGANnya nganya dpikirkannya wah!!! So ikut majority lah to decide. Need your comment regarding this matter. Katanya if you agree with this, just say the magic word "Oyyeeeaaaa... Oyyeeeeaaa Oyyyeeeaaaa" in the chat box.

La La La La La... Oyeeeaa Oyeeaaaa Oyeeeaaaaa..... RRRrrrrrrr...

3rd Outing Pictures... Hehehe Sori Lambatttt

JAu BIR

The next round will be held on SUNDAY, 23rd MARCH 2008. Tee-off time will be around 7.00 am. The venue is yet to be confirmed. We might be playing at one of the most prestigious club in the region, or else we gonna play at the usual RBA Golf Club. So siapa-siapa yang rasanya in-charge of the venue, usahakan tia cepat-cepat and kompom kan tia. Lu pikir lah sendiriiii..

To yang cawie-cawie masani (especially me) , usahakan tia hahahaa.. Inda pulang sure bila g ada the golf clinic, but i propose to have it on tuesday nite ani pulang..

Theme for this 5th round will be JAuBIR hehehe.. so you can either wear your:
- Baju yang warna Gadong /Green / HiJAU, or
- Baju BIRu / Bulu oppsss salah.. BLUe hehehheeee..

And to those yang rajin nanya sal pictures, picture yang dibawah ani nganya ada tampat ku..
P I C T U R E!
Hehee.. Oyeeaa.. Oyeeeaa Oyeeeaaaaa.. RRRrrrrrRRRrrrrrrrr

The Cawie Results

Ayerrrrrr BANDUNG

The theme for tomorrow's outing will be either pakai:
- Baju warna puteeeh (white), or
- Baju warna kalas (pink).

This was discussed by some of the members masa lunch tadi (KASANANGAN durang nganya dipikirkanya bah!).

I dont know why they chose those colours pulang, maybe supaya tani dapat see-through each other kali esok ah hehehe... And yang rasanya baru kan membali baju putih or pink atu, d kadai A. Muthian di bandar ada bejual tu! Lol... Oyeeeaaa Oyeeaaa Oyeaaaaaa... RRrrrrr.....

Saya bukan Ah-Long, Saya Cuma Mau Tolong

La La La La La..
Guys, since we are no longer in February, so as usual,
Mr Buyung @ Ceti Warrior Cawie will be collecting the March's fund on the coming 'Battle of the Cawiez', 9th March 2008.
So guys, jangan lalai, make sure that you are prepared with the agreed amount. (Cash term only! No credit card, no debit card, no vouchers or whatsoever!).

Anu bah jua nyanta, di haap semua WARRIA supaya balaku main haii ahad ani. Sekiaanya abiskita inda balaku nyanta, datang2 tah jua lapas kami bemain atu since we gonna have our AGM soon after the battle.

And to the 4 candidates of the cawierest, hahahahaa.. Good luck! Oyeeaaa... Oyeeeaaa Oyeeeaaa RRRrrrrr...

THIS SUNDAY!!!

News Update

Ahad, 2hb Mac 2008 bersamaan dengan 24 Safar 1429 H

Petang tadi, di Padang Golf RBA, Berakas, salah seorang dari Warrior Cawie telah terjadi sesuatu yang amat mendukacitakan

Pemain Warrior Cawie yang lebih 'pamus' dikenali sebagai 'R.C' telah kehilangan ke dua-dua buah telefon bimbit beliau di Kelab Golf RBA.

Para pemain-pemain Warrior Cawie yang lain amat bersimpati keatas apa yang telah berlaku dan mereka berharap R.C akan bersabar dan bertenang.

Komen salah seorang pemain Warrior Cawie adalah 'Sungguh jahat pencuri itu

Itu saja dulu berita terkini Warrior Cawie dari Meja berita W.C.N.N. Warrior Cawie New Network