Monday, July 21, 2008

The Orange Masters Results

Kalas Masters Results

Orange Masters @ Pantai 20th July 2008


Alasan Yang ke-6!

I have only played that course on my computer.
I have some extra money for greens fees from my company's profit sharing.
I have spent a lot of time practising; I want to see how I do.
I have to get used to my new putter.
I have to golf, it's a guy thing.
I have to keep trying to get a hole in one!
I have to make sure my back stays loose.
I have to pay the country club dues, I might as well get my money out of it.
I have to pick up a club I left at the course yesterday.
I have to practice for the tournament next week.
I have to see how my new lesson worked out.
I have to see if I eliminated my slice.
I have to see if my new sunglasses really help me read the greens better.
I have to see if these new golf balls will float.
I have to take my wife golfing at least once a year, it was in the prenuptial.
I have to teach my son-in-law how to golf.
I have to test this new allergy medicine - the course is the perfect testing ground.
I have to try my new sand wedge.

Pro-V Long & Soft Z-Ur!!!

TiaP LUBANG kan jauh saja bolanya...?
Warriors.. tani mesti pandai to over-estimate ourself especially f makai Pro-V!!!! Check saja tia bola atu dulu di dapan-dapan, walaupun the fact bola atu tani lintasi udah! La La La La La....

So to enhance ur driving distance, minum lah KOPI -AAA!
MMMMmmmmmm.... (jan saja smpy tkuar nasi! Hehehehe..)

(Note: To SK2, u know whose ball we are talking about here hahahhaa...)
Oyeeeeaaaaaa......

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Ranking UPDATE

Results nda ku update pasal nda ramai yang main


Mana ranking baru?


To CTauGaban,
Nada ku kana email results therefore nada update and therefore ranking pun cannot update therefore jan tah ditanya aku lagi therefore ingin2 ati KU!!! Hahahahahaah

UPDATE

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Golf Excuses Part 5

I had to make a sales call at the course anyway.
I hate Nascar, and that's all that's on TV.
I have a coupon from the newspaper.
I have a meeting at the course, so I might as well go golfing.
I have a rain check from yesterday.
I have a scramble next week. I need the practice.
I have already seen all the movies at the video store, so I'm going golfing.
I have an opportunity to play with the three best players at the club.
I have been on a plane all day; I just really need some fresh air.
I have been practising putting on my carpet; now I want to see if the practice has paid off.
I have been taking anger counselling for my golf game.
I have been taking golf vitamins, which are supposed to allow me to hit the ball an extra 10 yards.
I have been watching the golf channel for 48 hours straight. I am psyched to try what I learned.
I have been working way too hard; I need to relax.
I have never birdied a #1 handicap hole.
I have never eagled a hole before. I feel lucky.
I have never played a canyon course before.
I have never played bent grass before.

Sapa Dapat Dia Yang Punya...


Moral: Jantah d cari banar-banar bola atu mun udah masuk dalam rough.. Hehehe..
Ambil penalty drop je.. +1 jua nganya tu.
Tapi jan saja timbul "magic ball" karang hehehee....
LA LA LA LA LA LA... Oyyyeeeeaaaaa.....

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Golf Excuses Part 4

I golf at the outings, hoping to win the car.
I golf every day that ends in a 'y'.
I got a gift certificate for a free round of golf for my birthday.
I got a new beer coolie. I have to try it out on the course.
I got a new pair of knickers.
I got a super deal on a golf package.
I got kicked out of G.A. (Golfers Anonymous)
I got lost going to work and ended up at the golf course.
I got my new handicap card and want to show the guys at the club.
I got new license plates for my golf cart today. I want to see how they look.
I got the membership as a gift for Hari Raya.
I got those new golf balls that fly 'too far'; I have to try them out.
I had a dream last night telling me to go golfing.
I had a new soft-spikes put on my golf shoes.
I had a sunroof put in on my golf cart. I need to try it out.
I had back surgery yesterday. I need to see if it helped!
I had to drive all the way to another city to help you move, I'm sure going to golf.
I had to join the course so my wife could make some friends.

Next Theme???


Bandung udah.. Green udah.. White udah.. Blue udah.. Jingga udah.. Taruk ubi udah hehehe..
is this goin to b our next outing's theme? hahaha... Awu.. Cawieeeee....

"The Perfect Tee Off Swing" by Ak Marul a.k.a Toyol

Sunday, July 13, 2008

NeXT W.C Outing

THE PINK PANTAI MASTERS
Playground: Pantai Mentiri Golf and Country Club
Date: 13.07.2008
Tee Off: 1 p.m.
Theme: KALAS (Nya Ong Putih - PINK!!!)
Dimestikan sampai before 1 p.m.
Ten Que!!!

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

The Current Standings

Result Lama udah ni

Presenting... 'The Typical Warrior'


Clown! Badut! Clown! Badut!
hahaha... if u all kan tau, iatah usul warriors masa main golf...
nada lain kraja.. kan mengaco orang tah nganya especially masa putting hehehee..
(The Moral: main lah sama the warriorcawie
if kamu kan nguatkan mental masa game!!!)
Oyyeeeaaa.... Oyyyeeeeaaaa....