Excuses that you can tell when you just have to go and play golf!

A free round of golf was included with lessons.
A free round of golf was thrown in for test driving the car.
After reading the USGA rules, I have to change my theory on golf.
All the cool kids play golf.
All the executives from my company play this course.
All the pin placements are forward today.
All the TV shows are reruns.
Because I am retired.
Excuse? I don't need no stinking excuse!
Frustration is a rush. I can only get that on a golf course.
Golf brings our my best competitive nature.
Golf fills the long void of the weekend until work starts again.
Golf teaches me patience, and I need a lesson.
History dictates the more I play, the better I get.
I almost broke 90 last time out. I need to keep trying.

Wat to answer if ur ball flew to the road / hiway?

I did all of that?

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?" "Yes," the golfer responded. "Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?" "Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked. "Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?" The golfer thought it over carefully and responded... "I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."

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Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. "That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!"

Pasir oh Pasir..

Mrs Big Bertha @ Bu Rita

Jokes From Mr Safwan

I want to buy a golf ball.

A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the blonde golfer complains.The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no green golf balls.As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks her, "Before you go, could you tell me why you want green golf balls?""Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!"

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THE EPL MASTERS RESULTS

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NEXT WARRIOR CAWIE OUTING

DATE: 18TH MAY 2008

PLAYGROUND: RBA

TEE OFF: 12.30

THEME: RED [Man Utd EPL Champions]

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RESULTS!!

The Swing For Hole In One Baiduri Master...Cawieeee

The Cawie On Baiduri Master

Bunga-Bunga Darussalam Vs Mayfirst

Yooo... Cawie-cawie yang sunyi sepi masani.. Antah mana kamu kan?
Sibuk? Kana Param? Kana kurung / tarik telinga oleh bini? Hehehee... Patut tah kamu ani kana label cawie! hahaa..

Alryt geng.. Our next outing may be probably held on Sunday, 18 May 2008 and there's a high demand to buat it di Pantai Mentiri Golf Club(PMGC). Hmmm... most probably PMGC will be considered as long as buggies are allowed to be on the fairway. (Kaling Putih: check tia condition d PMGC atu n confirm to us ASAP! hehehe..)

Hahaaaa... Ketawa ku dulu eh.. Regarding the theme, some recommended to buat theme "BUNGA-BUNGA!" hahahaa... hancurrr hancurrrrr.... So far, the responses bout the so-called 'bunga-bunga' theme are mix lah.. Ada yang agree, and biasalah.. ada yang disagree. So, the 2nd option would be 'RED' since we are in the month of may, mestilah we support.. Mayfirst! Lambang sejati... hahhaa...(Mr Kura: bah buat tia poll to vote for the theme of the coming outing). Tapinya kan, wateva the theme would be.. We have to agree on it jua, because there's a saying "SO WHAT?!!!) hahaaa.. Show the world that we have a strong unity! Jantah kan komplen mun theme bunga-bunga atu bida kah, payah mencari kah etc. If u can make the purple outing, anilah lagi peluang untuk tani hunting mencari baju klasik bunga-bunga kan d pakai nanti.. Hahahhaaa.. lagipun jantah luan kan perasan because wateva u wear, u r still CAWIE!!!! hahhaa...

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